The following post is reproduced from the now sadly missed and much lamented Mango Sauce; possibly the funniest collection of words ever to grace the internet. Originally penned by the Mango Sauce resident pensmith Dave. I was an avid reader for some ime and I would like to share this post with the Irish Escort Heaven readers. Enjoy…

Bar Girl Treasure Hunt is an entirely new game show format where you’re the host, your bedroom is the studio and your favourite Thai bar girl is the sole contestant.

While the contestant is taking a shower, the host hides a small quantity of money somewhere in the studio before cueing-up a single track on his iPod – which must, of course, be equipped with the optional external speakers.

When she finally emerges from the bathroom, the contestant will be surprised and delighted to learn that she’s the star of Bar Girl Treasure Hunt and, to collect her cash prize, she must find it before the music stops. Suitable tracks include Looking For You (I Was) by Patti Smith or anything by The Seekers.

Failure means taking “the walk of shame” empty handed so, as the frantic contestant begins to panic, the smiling host should give her plenty of clues. After all, if she were to lose, the prank would backfire spectacularly.

Imagine…

[Opening sequence fades. Celebrity host, David Hasselhoff, is reclining on a heavily-soiled mattress wearing only a towel]

Hasselhoff: Good morning. You’re watching Bar Girl Treasure Hunt and here we have the first contestant. Isn’t she gorgeous? Contestant number one – what’s your name and where do you come from?

Nat: I name Nat… from Surin.

Hasselhoff: Famous for its elephants, I believe – but I’m not talking about you, of course, ha ha [grimaces to camera]. And what do you do for a living Khun Nat?

Nat: I’m a common street prostitute. I very cheap.

Hasselhoff: [Glances nervously towards stage manager who is vigorously drawing his forefinger across his throat] Ok. Let’s get on with the game…

Heckler from the stands: You are nothing without your robot car, NOTHING!

One of my mates hosted the real-life pilot episode last week and it got rave reviews. The contestant was literally shrieking with delight as she snatched her prize from underneath a copy of Thailand: The Rough Guide.

This challenges the widely-held belief that Thai bar girls never pick up a book.