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Top 5 reasons to hire an Escort:

# 1. Who da Daddy?

You da Daddy! Within that agreed timescale with your chosen Dublin escort you get to call the shots and scratch that itch. Try that with your wife or girlfriend; oh and good luck with that... With an escort you choose from a list of services, agree a price with your sexy chic and you get what you want!

#2. No Baggage:

You don't have to listen to another Bridget Jones rattle on about; shoes, handbags, her problems at the office, the possibility of another sex in the city sequel (shoot me), ex boyfriend/husband/stalker or the excess baggage and neurosis she has collected over the years. Then get a fleeting peck on the cheek (be honest you didn't want more at this point) as she leaves you wondering why you just wasted an evening of your life and 100+ euros!

#3. You're not being 'rated':

We all know that the 21st century woman has the sexual scrutiny of the dragons den and appears to think that you should be able to multitask like plate a spinner. Lets be honest guys most women could do with making an effort instead of barking orders from the plank position. A professional Irish Escort or 'call girl' knows what she is doing. From the 'meet and greet' to any activities you indulge in you know it will be the best possible experience. No demands, no ultimatums and no boundries...

#4. Pick a girl, any girl:

You get the hottest girl in the place! Imagine walking into any bar or club, spotting the hottest sexiest girl there and being able to leave with her. How many times has that hapened to you? Use the services of a stunning hot sexy Irish or international escort and you can do exactly that.

#5. You didn't call???

We've all been there, poor night out topped off with some very poor sex. The next week is a barrage of sms's and those random calls that some girls specialise in about well... nothing! All the time you're wondering how she doesn't hear the apathy in your voice. Doesn't she realise that you're just not that into her? Use the fire and forget services of a professional Irish escort and you get exactly what it says on the tin! Stress free companionship and no lingering after taste.

Irish Escorts and phones:

Many escorts in Ireland will not answer a private or witheld number because of timewasters so try to call them from a mobile number. Don't worry professional Irish and touring escorts are very discrete professionals who run a business where privacy and discretion is essential and they will NEVER call you outside of an arranged time for a date.

Photographs/ Images of Irish Escorts:

We try to verify images supplied by our escorts, you will see the verification stamp on an escorts profile if we have verified the photographs supplied. If in doubt, stick to verified images. If an escort is using images that are not good representations please let us know.

Booking an Irish Escort:

To avoid confusion be clear about what you want and expect from you chosen escort. If you are looking for someting different you can find what you want from an escort specialising in that area. Check the escorts profile for a list of services offeed so you don't waste her time and yours.If you are into BDSM and like to be submissive and dominated then choose an escort who advertises as a dominatrix. You will get an escort who will possesses the 'tools of the trade' and can give you a better experience. If you want a certain style of dress or lingerie let her know in good time and get the business end of things out of the way and you can relax in the company of your chosen beauliful escort.

Irish Escorts and Hygiene:

Before you meet an escort she will invest time in preparing for you; any special dress requests you have agreed, hair, nails painted, immaculate make up, she will shower and be meticulous about her personal hygiene. It stands to reason that if you want your chosen escort to be as intimate as possible, you need to sort out your pits. Arrive with any sort of ‘aroma’ and show a reluctance to shower and you can’t really blame your escort for being a little stand-offish.
The cleaner your bits the more down and dirty she will get...

Meeting an Escort:

When you go to meet an escort for your date, if it’s an outcall don’t pace up and down outside like an expectant father or a burglar ‘casing the joint’! No one knows that you are there to meet an escort so don’t act strangely. Be clear on directions before you arrive and walk in normally, like a man not a sheep. Remember, your escort is an expert at this and she will make you feel at ease quickly.

Safe sex only:

Your escort should insist on safe sex and not be swayed on this point. If she offers a non protected option or if you can sway her, someone else could have and probably did; do you really want to take that chance? Our advice if you come across an escort who does not practice safe sex exclusively is to leave; there are many safe escorts on our website.

"Lay off the beers ya Bum"

Be warned; turn up drunk as a skunk and your chosen escort will turn you away for so many reasons. Escorts need to think about their safety in what can be a dangerous profession so be wise and be realistic. Having a quick one to steady your shooting hand is ok but more than that and your aim might be a little off…;-)

Most escorts are adults who work in the industry of their own volition. Unfortunately human trafficing is a very real and terrible danger.

• Are you the victim of human trafficing or sex slavery
• Are you aware of human trafficing or sexual abuse?
• If so help is available; you should contact the police immediately on: 999 or 112.
• I you would like to speak to the police in confidence call:
• Republic /Southern Ireland: Crimestoppers on 1 800 250 025.
• Northern Ireland: Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111
• Websites offering help:
• • Southern Ireland:Blue Blindfold .gov.ieGarda / Police
  • Northern Ireland:Blue Blindfold UKPolice Northern Ireland
• Dont close your eyes to slavery; if you suspect it in any form act today!